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No One’s Pleasure Condoms

According to The Onion, Contraceptive manufacturer Trojan unveiled its new line of “No One’s Pleasure” condoms Wednesday, the first prophylactic specifically designed to intensify sexual dissatisfaction among bitter and resentful couples. No One’s Pleasure condoms feature a quarter-inch-thick layer of non-lubricated latex with a unique abrasive texture that creates a variety of stinging sensations “for [...]

Rite-Aid Knows How To Sell Condoms

Rite-Aid knows that strategic product placement can improve sales. And nothing sells condoms better than a screaming infant with a loaded diaper. Source: My Confined Space

Got It Covered? Then Get It On.

February 14th is almost here. Do I need to remind you what happens on that day? That’s right, it National Condom Day. Amazing how that falls on Valentine’s Day, huh? With all of the loving happening on Valentines Day, the American Social Health Association (ASHA) wants to urge Americans to Get Passionate About Prevention! According [...]

Generic Plan-B

It’s usually a good idea to think before you act. We all know that its a documented fact that the use of condoms will prevent transmission of STDs, and can also help prevent unwanted pregnancies. It’s even been shown that condom use can prevent other regrettable actions. But, what do you do when Plan A [...]

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