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A Visit To The Optometrist

Well, it’s that time again for my yearly visit to the optometrist. And you wanna know something? I’m not really looking forward to it. (pun intended) It’s not that I don’t like my optometrist, he’s a good guy and I’m sure that he’s competent enough. It’s just that whenever I go for a checkup it [...]

Michigan Meth Kingpin Arrested

Still think you want to be a crystal meth dealer? Think again. Police Arrest Nation’s Wealthiest Crystal Meth Dealer

The Side Effects Are Killing Me

How to study pharmacology and memorize drugs and their side effects via John and Patrick, a couple of talented medical school musicians.

Viaflomagra For The Driest Sex Ever

Men, are you ready for the best sex ever? Well, you’re in luck. There’s now a new combination drug individually endorsed by some of our country’s biggest pharmaceutical industry supporters. Flush all of your “pee-pee” problems down the toilet with – Viaflomagra.

Plan-B Challenges The Competition

Now that prescription-only ella® has been approved by the FDA, and is likely to be available by the end of the year, Plan-B has stepped up it’s advertising campaign to capture a larger share of the irresponsibility market.

The Master Debaters

Source: Current SuperNews

The Hostage

In America, the word “thrush” is used to describe a fungal infection located within the mouth. However, in Australia, the word “thrush” is also used to describe a fungal infection located “down under”. Australians consider thrush to be a serious condition that requires immediate and tactical intervention. They refuse to allow their citizens to be [...]

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