No One’s Pleasure Condoms
Posted on | July 28, 2010 | No Comments
According to The Onion,
Contraceptive manufacturer Trojan unveiled its new line of “No One’s Pleasure” condoms Wednesday, the first prophylactic specifically designed to intensify sexual dissatisfaction among bitter and resentful couples.
No One’s Pleasure condoms feature a quarter-inch-thick layer of non-lubricated latex with a unique abrasive texture that creates a variety of stinging sensations “for both him and her.”
Trojan confirmed that No One’s Pleasure condoms will be available in “Frigid Touch”, “Extremely Oversensitive”, and “Ultra-Chafe: Super Dry”, and will cost $20 for a three-pack – a price researchers found perfect for instigating squabbles over who has to pay.
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