Guzzo Extempore

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Do Somethin’ Good, Eh?

I met Dom Irrera once at the Laugh Factory. He told me that my wife was so ugly that the dog had to close his eyes before humping her leg. But, “he didn’t mean that in a bad way”. Yeah, right. Every minute of every day, someone needs blood. Needless to say, because of jokes [...]

The Surgeon General Warns

Smoking is hazardous to your health, in more ways than you may know.

No One’s Pleasure Condoms

According to The Onion, Contraceptive manufacturer Trojan unveiled its new line of “No One’s Pleasure” condoms Wednesday, the first prophylactic specifically designed to intensify sexual dissatisfaction among bitter and resentful couples. No One’s Pleasure condoms feature a quarter-inch-thick layer of non-lubricated latex with a unique abrasive texture that creates a variety of stinging sensations “for [...]

Help A Bald Brother Out

Help a bald brother out – Stand Up To Cancer

Vicodin In The House

Source: Very Demotivational Posters

Medicines Can Be Poison Too

Got your medications mixed-up? Are you or your caregiver confused about which medication is which? It can easily happen if you’re taking multiple medications. Don’t guess, be sure. Medicines can be poison too. Call your local poison center at anytime. 1-800-222-1222. They’re open 24/7/365.

Phriday’s Phreaky Pharmacy Philes

1. A retired New Zealand pharmacist pleaded guilty to a charge of manufacturing methamphetamine at the High Court in Auckland. Samuel Ross Pulman, whom supplied precursor drugs to a methamphetamine drug ring, has told the court that he thought he was “helping police and the community“. 2. Health! That’s the answer to so many of [...]

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