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How’s Your Colon?

I saw a commercial for a colon cleanser product on television the other night and it immediately stirred my ire. My ire I tell you! All kidding aside, I do get upset with salespeople mis-informing the public that regularity consists of at least one bowel movement daily. Like other similar commercials, the scare tactics they [...]

Apache Junction Hospital Opens

We have another hospital in Arizona. Arizona Regional Medical Center – Apache Junction (ARMC-AJ) opened it’s doors as a full service general acute care hospital earlier this month. Arizona Regional Medical Center already operates another full service hospital in Mesa since 2008. The organization is owned primarily by physicians and other healthcare care providers so [...]

Pharmacist Hero Of The Recession

From BeliefNet’s Heroes of the Recession files comes Alabama pharmacist Danny Cottrell, rising to the financial challenge of the times and making a difference in his community. Danny’s story is one the most inspiring stories of 2009 for demonstrating that neighbors can help neighbors out of tough economic times. As excerpted from that story: Danny [...]

Nico-Clean Face Cream

Tired of that healthy complexion? Annoyed with the constant beauty of youth? Then try Nico-Clean Face Cream, enriched with natural tobacco extracts. Why spend all of that time waiting for your toxic cigarette smoke to work it’s wonders? Get that attractive deadly-gray complexion in just minutes! Related Links: Tobacco Free Arizona

Getting Turned-On

I received an email from my friend Alice Chan in Tucson, with the following image attached. We’ve all seen it before. You gotta admit that it takes a certain level of genius to come up (no pun intended) with such an idea. Getting turned-on at the flick of a switch. It’s pharmaceutical marketing at it’s [...]

Don’t Swallow Your Gum

Do you still believe that going out into cold weather without a coat will make you sick, or that your Thanksgiving turkey will make you sleep through the afternoon football games? Are you afraid to feed your kids too much sugar, for fear they will run rampant all day? Well, it’s time to discover the [...]

Mother Nature’s Gift To Toxicologists

In concert with Poison Prevention Week, the American College of Medical Toxicology (ACMT) will be hosting it’s 8th Annual Spring Conference March 12-14 at the Hyatt Regency Resort at Gainey Ranch, Scottsdale, AZ. According to ACMT: The conference goal is to promote a better understanding and lasting knowledge of environmental and natural toxins among medical [...]

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