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The Surgeon General Warns

Posted on | July 29, 2010 | No Comments

Smoking is hazardous to your health, in more ways than you may know.

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No One’s Pleasure Condoms

Posted on | July 28, 2010 | No Comments

According to The Onion,

Contraceptive manufacturer Trojan unveiled its new line of “No One’s Pleasure” condoms Wednesday, the first prophylactic specifically designed to intensify sexual dissatisfaction among bitter and resentful couples.

No One’s Pleasure condoms feature a quarter-inch-thick layer of non-lubricated latex with a unique abrasive texture that creates a variety of stinging sensations “for both him and her.”

Trojan confirmed that No One’s Pleasure condoms will be available in “Frigid Touch”, “Extremely Oversensitive”, and “Ultra-Chafe: Super Dry”, and will cost $20 for a three-pack – a price researchers found perfect for instigating squabbles over who has to pay.

No One's Pleasure Condoms

Help A Bald Brother Out

Posted on | July 27, 2010 | No Comments

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Help a bald brother out – Stand Up To Cancer

Vicodin In The House

Posted on | July 26, 2010 | No Comments

Vicodin in the House

Source: Very Demotivational Posters

Medicines Can Be Poison Too

Posted on | July 24, 2010 | No Comments

Got your medications mixed-up? Are you or your caregiver confused about which medication is which? It can easily happen if you’re taking multiple medications. Don’t guess, be sure. Medicines can be poison too. Call your local poison center at anytime. 1-800-222-1222. They’re open 24/7/365.

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Phriday’s Phreaky Pharmacy Philes

Posted on | July 23, 2010 | No Comments

1. A retired New Zealand pharmacist pleaded guilty to a charge of manufacturing methamphetamine at the High Court in Auckland. Samuel Ross Pulman, whom supplied precursor drugs to a methamphetamine drug ring, has told the court that he thought he was “helping police and the community“.

2. Health! That’s the answer to so many of our problems. Without health, a woman cannot make her home the happy haven she dreams of, at least according to Lydia Pinkham. Tales From The Morgue: If you have your health, you have everything.

3. Trivia question of the week: Despite the DEA stating that marijuana is still a Schedule I drug and that it will still be treated as such, which State Board of Pharmacy has become the first to reclassify marijuana from Schedule I to Schedule II? Hint: it’s not California. Click here for the answer (pdf).

4. Rebecca experienced the wrath of the birth control pricing gods on a recent Walgreens visit, discovering that the generic version of her pill, Yaz, was suddenly more expensive than the name-brand version. She braved her insurer’s customer service hell to track down some answers but only got more confusion. Adventures In Crazy Birth Control Pricing, via The Consumerist.

5. Here’s one for the road: According to Andrew Phelps and a Twitter, circa 1913 tweet, a cure for pulmonary tuberculosis is only a drink away – in a bottle of Dr. Wistarm’s Balsam of Wild Cherry, now on sale at your local druggist.

The Hostage

Posted on | July 18, 2010 | No Comments

In America, the word “thrush” is used to describe a fungal infection located within the mouth. However, in Australia, the word “thrush” is also used to describe a fungal infection located “down under”.

Australians consider thrush to be a serious condition that requires immediate and tactical intervention. They refuse to allow their citizens to be taken hostage by thrush, and even have specific response teams dedicated to it’s eradication.

In this intervention, Patricia has been taken hostage by thrush!

No two hostage situations are alike, and crises like this are more common than you’d think. Luckily, Judy and her T.W.A.T (Thrush Weapons and Tactics) Team are on hand to negotiate Patricia’s successful release from thrush. Thanks to the unwavering dedication of Judy and her team, and the occasional handsome mobile pharmacist – help is never far away.

MTV Australia catches up with Judy to talk about the best way out of this type of hostage situation. Here’s video of them on the scene.

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